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Welcome To Maui by Astrid

10/21/2020

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Maui. This beautiful, tropical island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Pristine, stunning, remote as you always wanted to experience your vacation. Golden, sandy beaches, mountains, crater, hidden waterfalls! The ocean is turquoise, the sky blue, and filled with rainbows.
Welcome to Maui, this is your paradise!

Hawaiians and other residents alike have been in some state of lockdown for the last 6+ months to offer you an (almost) COVID free paradise. We worked really hard on this to ensure you a pleasant and safe experience. So take off your masks, crowd the beaches, and get rid of all respect you thought you might have left. Bargain in our stores because we really need your business.
Welcome to Maui, this is your paradise!

We live on an island. Proud of its beauty and its Aloha spirit. HOSPITALITY in capital letters. So please take advantage of our already short supplies, the voluntarily COVID test, free for you for sure, topped with a convenient Mahalo shopping card, and everything else you can rip us off with. Certainly, we are hoping to have this hospital bed ready and available for you when in need. And Mahalo for helping our economy.
Welcome to Maui, this is your paradise!

We apologize for the wait you had to endure at the airport. We had to come up with some bullshit to make it look safe. And because we were not able to handle this well, we promise to leave you alone and free from here on out, quarantine restrictions or not. Plus, everyone is happy to loan you an ear for your endless complaints of what you had to go through to finally get here.
Welcome to Maui, this is your paradise!

Sailing trips, snorkel tours, bike down a volcano, whale watching, helicopter adventures, hiking trips, tropical farms, fine dining, and a daily exotic cocktail for sunset, you name it and we will deliver. Learn to surf, to dive, or just relax! 2020 has not been without challenges and you deserve the perfect get away. Don’t look any further.
Come to Maui. This is your paradise!


1 Comment
Barbara Spark link
10/21/2020 06:08:54 pm

I will behave in Maui exactly the way I behave in Silicon Valley where I take all precautions just as I did right from the start. There are people everywhere who disregard all precautions and it makes me furious here as I am sure it does for you in Hawaii. There are too many people lacking in common sense, boundaries, respect, fear of consequences. I just grit my teeth and try to breathe!!!!

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