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The end of the world is coming
Yes the end of the world
And it’s Your Fault

You dug up the grave of everything that ever lived 
You rubbed its grease in your hair
You boiled the whales
Drank the ancient forests,
and finally, 
you squeezed blood from a lump of coal

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

Were you planning to recycle that plastic?
Fuck you, that’s a joke, it’s too late, nobody wants it
That shit is forever
It’s in the ocean, it’s in your food
It surges under your skin with every beat of your heart

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

It’s not a prophesy
It’s not an asteroid
It’s not a flaming apocalypse of a thousand 
Nuclear suns
I have been to the end of the world
It is a fucking Shipping Container stuck in the mud of a shallow polluted harbor

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

That flesh eating bacteria is really just some new shit that learned to eat the oil you spilled in your backyard
now it’s feasting on the micro plastic in your cells

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

Your boy is fat and growing tits because 
the Mac N Cheese you feed him has more 
hormones than a teenage girl
and when he realizes he will never get laid 
he’s gonna spew his rage in bullets 
across the playground

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

You pissed all of your disease
all your medical waste
all your toxic dye 
into the rivers and 
you sold the fucking ocean 
for a fistful of nickels
you let your last cup of fresh water
dribble away through a leaky valve in your toilet

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

Measles are back
What the fuck?
Polio is back
Why?
In Africa they’re chopping up doctors 
during an Ebola outbreak
Why? you ask…
Because somebody lied to you on Facebook and 
YOU hit SHARE

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

You ignorant fucking twits
That beautiful rosewood guitar your playing 
while you sing on Earth Day
They had to clear an acre of rainforest
to get the one tree needed to build that thing

Yes the end of the world
The end of the world is coming
And it’s Your Fault

you left the lights on
you left the tap open
you left the engine running
you didn’t turn off the oven
you threw the wrapper on the ground
tossed the bottle out the window
you had Amazon send a 49 cent
plastic toothbrush in a plastic box halfway around the world on a jet to your front door

The end of the world is coming

Yes the end of the world
And it’s All Your Fault